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(I should stop calling them that - He always drags me into them, so they're not really monologues!)
Songfox... Yes Vegeta? When is your graduation ceremony? It's on Friday...why? Because you have been rambling on and on about this for weeks and weeks. I'm simply glad that it is finally here so you can SHUT UP about it! Excuse me, but with all the "prince of the saiyans" crap that I put up with 24 hours a day, I think you can handle my small amount of excitement. I can put up with anything you can dish out with woman, believe me. It is a matter of annoyance. Oh Vegeta...whatever. I CAN'T WAIT TIL FRIDAY!! NO MORE HIGH SCHOOL!! There, what do you think of that...? *grumble grumble* Let me just say what I must so I can get back to training! *satisfied smirk* Be my guest Veggie!
I am not saying this on my own behalf because let me assure any doubters or lowly plebians that think otherwise, I enjoy women. I am an amazing lover - my sexual prowess exceeds even my fighting ability. That having been said, I want to express my distaste for the lowly weakling men of this planet. Although they have power levels equal to those of gnats, no fighting knowledge, and no royal hierarchy, women of this planet still get so incredibly worked-up and aggrivated by them. I have even experienced SSJSongfox after having an altercation with one lowly male being. HEY! Vegeta that is my very personal life and my own business. Every girl has those days where you are just angry at the world and hate every living breathing being...especially MEN. Well it seems to happen very frequently in your case, huhuh. *ANGER* Don't let me interupt you anymore Prince DICK. So I suppose you could say my rant for the moment is about the low population of quality men on this Chikyuu-jin planet. It is sickening quite honestly. Songfox is the luckiest woman in the galaxy to have an Adonis-like specimen such as myself to return to whenever she wants... ..... ...Hmm, no witty retort. I gather I'll hear about this one for a while. Damn that fickle Earth woman...
Well It's been a while since I've graced you all with my royal presence hasn't it. Don't blame me for this travesty, your wonderful webmistress SSJSongfox has been slacking off. All that aside, I am here nonetheless, and I have some things to address. First off, I've heard of many of you making requests for little doodles drawn by Songfox. These...requests...have included some rather disturbing ideas. One, in particular, being the idea of Kakorott TOUCHING MY MATE! ::growl, hiss, brood:: SONGFOX!! WOMAN!! What now Vegeta? Is this TRUE! Confirm this...I demand it. Well...Vegeta...um, some people have made requests for some fanart. A lot is of you! Huhuh, yeah, a lot of people want pics of you and Bulma...really! ::clears throat, mumbles:: But some of them have been of Bulma and Goku...huhuh...ohh man WHAT!!! I will KILL THOSE ASSHOLES!! Their names, NOW!! Vegeta! Calm down! Goku hasn't touched Bulma...at least not here at Another Dimension...in front of me...but you know that's not even possible 'cause I'm the only woman here at Another Dimension, heheh, and you guys are in my harem...well you know what I mean! So stop shouting and calm yourself down, or I won't continue this conversation. Tell me Songfox, have you fulfilled these rediculous requsts? Well...why don't you go to the request art section and see for yourself...::cringes:: I think I will... ::Ki blast, Vegeta explodes in direction of Request Art page, silence...:: ..... You might want to get out of here before he sees the... ARHHHHHHHHRAAAA!!! WOMAN!!! ...too late. Oh shit. Vegeta, it's not what it looks like! It's a friendly kiss! For Kami's sake, they've been friends all of their lives!! And I can't deny the fans what they ask for!! He...was...kissing her...KISSING my woman with his third-class mouth!! I will...KILL... Actually Vegeta, she was kissing him. But it was before she was yours!! I swear! ::bites lip, hopes he'll buy it:: Where is the little BITCH?! I will tear him limb from limb. He probably STILL has a hard-on!! And you - you let him do that. You put the idea in his simple mind. Woman... Hey, Vegeta, I was an innocent by-stander. The fans make it happen here. ::Vegeta stalking slowly towards poor Songfox, Songfox timidly backed into corner of Vegeta Monologues...:: Whatever their fantasies are for you guys comes to life in Another Dimension...I just bring it to them!! It was out of my control!...yipe. ::grab, whisper, press::Fantasies, huh? ...I will deal with you later...::slowly release:: ::melt, lust, sigh:: o..k...
::In flight towards request art page:: This...this is inexcusable. When I get my hands on that third-class I'll make him bleed. Is this TRUE! Confirm this...I demand it. Well...Vegeta...um, some people have made requests for some fanart. A lot is of you! Huhuh, yeah, a lot of people want pics of you and Bulma...really! ::clears throat, mumbles:: But some of them have been of Bulma and Goku...huhuh...ohh man WHAT!!! I will KILL THOSE ASSHOLES!! Their names, NOW!! Vegeta! Calm down! Goku hasn't touched Bulma...at least not here at Another Dimension...in front of me...but you know that's not even possible 'cause I'm the only woman here at Another Dimension, heheh, and you guys are in my harem...well you know what I mean! So stop shouting and calm yourself down, or I won't continue this conversation. Tell me Songfox, have you fulfilled these rediculous requsts? Well...why don't you go to the request art section and see for yourself...::cringes:: I think I will... ::Ki blast, Vegeta explodes in direction of Request Art page, silence...:: ..... You might want to get out of here before he sees the... ARHHHHHHHHRAAAA!!! WOMAN!!! ...too late. Oh shit. Vegeta, it's not what it looks like! It's a friendly kiss! For Kami's sake, they've been friends all of their lives!! And I can't deny the fans what they ask for!! He...was...kissing her...KISSING my woman with his third-class mouth!! I will...KILL... Actually Vegeta, she was kissing him. But it was before she was yours!! I swear! ::bites lip, hopes he'll buy it:: Where is the little BITCH?! I will tear him limb from limb. He probably STILL has a hard-on!! And you - you let him do that. You put the idea in his simple mind. Woman... Hey, Vegeta, I was an innocent by-stander. The fans make it happen here. ::Vegeta stalking slowly towards poor Songfox, Songfox timidly backed into corner of Vegeta Monologues...:: Whatever their fantasies are for you guys comes to life in Another Dimension...I just bring it to them!! It was out of my control!...yipe. ::grab, whisper, press::Fantasies, huh? ...I will deal with you later...::slowly release:: ::melt, lust, sigh:: o..k...
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